Episode 25: Big Bands of the Elder Gods
"This should be fun!" announced Sarah, as their cab squealed to
a stop in front of the dance hall. The enlisted men
piled out and headed toward the entrance, but Iverson hesitated,
unsure he was ready to face what he might find inside.
"Fun?" he asked dubiously. Such things had not been
included in his training.
"Aye, lad," said Abercrombie. "We planned it all oot!
We’ll hae traditional Scottish dances, traditional Scottish
songs..."
Iverson paused. This was sounding worse by the minute.
But Sarah had already seized him by the hand and was dragging
him up the stairs. A blast of loud music met them as they swung
open the doors. Inside, a crowd of young Australians were
swinging to the sound of a band. The men’s clothes were
outrageous: flashy suits that defied the dictates of fashion.
The women’s dress was scandalous: low-shouldered dresses with
short hems that revealed ankles, shins, stockings, sometimes
even knees! Iverson stopped, uncertain how to react.
"This is traditional?" he managed to gasp.
"It’s a new tradition, lad!" bellowed Abercrombie. "An I
cannae find fault wi’ those cutty sarks!"
"Aren’t you going to dance?" asked Sarah.
"I... uh..."
"May I?" asked Loris, stepping forward. Even in this room
full of athletic young men, he stood out. Sarah gave Iverson a
disappointed glance, then accepted the airman’s arm and followed
him onto the floor as the band launched into a hot new hit from
the States.
Five foot two, eyes of blue
But oh what those five foot could do
Has anyone seen my gal?
Iverson watched the dance begin, wishing he’d had the courage
to act. She wasn’t at all like the song, he thought
regretfully. Her eyes were dark as night. She could manage
ballast calculations and handle a spear. And it didn’t seem
likely that she’d ever be his ‘gal’.
Abercrombie clapped him on the shoulder, sending him
staggering. "Why so glum, lad?"
"It’s hopeless," said Iverson, gesturing toward Loris. "I
can’t compete with that."
"Aye," admitted the Scottsman, "he does cut a fine figure
of a man. An’ ye can tell the lass sees it. Ye’ll need a plan.
An’ for that, ye need a drink." He steered the youth toward the
bar. "Two whiskeys, straight up!"
Pierre strolled down the Esplanade, past the Government
House, toward the mansion George Channel had commandeered. When
he reached it, he glanced both ways to make sure he wasn’t
observed, then vaulted the fence into the garden. This was
heavily overgrown -- inevitable in this tropical climate -- which
made it easy for him to approach the wall he’d chosen during his
reconnaissance of the day before.
The Police Chief’s house was a solid structure, built of
native stone, with verandah faced with an arrangement of louvers
that provided ventilation during the long damp rainy season --
the ‘Wet’ -- that filled most of the year. Pierre dismissed the
vines. Only amateurs put their faith in vines. Exchanging his
street shoes for a pair of tight-fitting rubber-soled slippers,
he slid his hands along the stones until he found a hold, then --
keeping three points in contact with the wall at any time --
began to climb.
The window was as easy as he’d expected. After oiling the
hinges to be sure they wouldn’t squeak, he produced a thin-
bladed knife, reached between the shutters, and slid open the
latch. Another pause to make sure he hadn’t been overheard,
then he was inside, easing shut the pane. Now to find the
study.
Iverson concentrated on his glass as he lowered it to the
bar. Lately it had shown a tendency to touch down at odd angles
to the vertical. "Wa’ happen next?" he asked.
"She broke off the engagement," said Abercrombie, "moved in
with my best friend, an’ sold the ring to buy a cow."
"So wha’d you do?"
"Well, I thought ae stealin’ the cow, as it’d been my ring
as paid for it. But he was my best friend. An’ it
wasn’t a very good cow. So I left to join the Navy. Ye gotta
watch the lassies, lad. They’ll break your heart."
Iverson sighed and stared back at the dance floor, where
the band was pounding out a local number with a fast-moving
beat.
Sunken Rilyay, here I come!
Right back where I started from!
So open up that Elder Gate
Sunken Rilyay, here I come!
By now Loris and Sarah had gathered a group of appreciative
spectators. The girl danced with sensuous abandon, her island
heritage readily apparent. The airman moved with muscular
grace, like a proud young warrior advancing toward some
conquest. Iverson watched helplessly, wondering what he could
do. As an officer, he could hardly confront the man physically.
And Loris would wipe the floor with him in a fight.
"’Ere there mate..."
Pierre turned to see a butler staring from the doorway.
Leaping forward, he felled the man with a quick savat kick, then
caught the body before if could fall to the floor. He froze,
listening for an outcry. At last, when he was sure no one had
noticed the altercation, he dragged the unconscious servant into
the shadows.
Curse these aristocrats! he thought. Why do they
insist on training their staff to move so quietly? This was
annoying. He’d already finished his mission. Now he’d have to
go back and steal something to make it look like a simple
burglary.
The evening was drawing to a close. The band had launched
into a notorious song by Bill Murry and Aileen Summers in an
effort to revive the crowd, but it was clear their energy was
flagging and most of the dancers had either slowed, found a
place at the bar, or departed for more private entertainments.
Iverson stared at his glass, uncertain how many rounds he’d
consumed, scarcely aware of the music.
Keep your skirts down
Keep your skirts down
Keep your skirts down, Mary Ann!
His self-pity was interrupted by a cry of indignation. He
looked up to see Loris fly through the air and crash into the
bar. Sarah glared at the man, hand on her hips.
"The nerve! I warned him not to."
"Not to wha’?" asked Iverson, struggling to comprehend what
was happening. The girl raised an eyebrow.
"And where were you when it came time to defend my honor?"
"Defen..."
"Oh," she giggled, "you’re hopeless. Come, Abercrombie,
let’s take him back to the ship."
To be continued...
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